please god tell me this isn't real

imo the purpose of those cheesy lines is more to break the ice and get your prospective partner to laugh and loosen up rather than to swoon them, sounds like it worked to me.

trains are the best mode of transportation to me. i don't know how to drive and have no desire to learn. it's stressful, expensive, and time-consuming to learn. trains in my area are regular enough and even if you can't get a seat then you'll get to your destination quick enough that it's not an issue. you don't have to worry about traffic or really doing anything once you're onboard. i understand that some people need to drive but honestly don't know why anyone would enjoy it.

i remember for a period of time it was really easy and completely free to get an .io url. i assume it's something similar here.

okok, i really want to install linux now to make it look pretty like this. however: i have a complete dependency upon the sims 2 which barely works on modern windows, let alone anything else. i know dual booting is a thing but idk, i don't want to fuck up my computer beyond belief.

honestly, let's go eevee is what i have the craving to go back and replay every so often. the core gameplay of catching pokemon is fun, it motivates me to complete the pokedex, and shiny hunting doesn't take forever.

i like that we have genuine unpopular opinions here. i disagree vehemently but will counter with: flat soda is equally as good as fresh.

Not quite a forbidden snack but a highly frowned upon one

huh, that's a new ship but i don't mind it at all

ah, i guess that makes a little sense, although it sounds more like the road itself is the problem

fuck yeah, you don't owe your employer a damn thing.

keeping most pokemon would be a nightmare tbh