What the fuck did you do to your text? It's impossible to read.

I write spells (programs) that direct mana (electricity) through runes (logic gates) to conjure illusions (display furries on my screen)

Looks intentional. I don't think it's even AI generated, but there's too few pixels to tell for sure.

Inside you there are two wolves

House of Leaves. It's a book that's been around for a bit, but I believe that it got popular with the zoomers because it was an inspiration for myhouse.wad

Well it's sdx because they both use the SATA interface. The sdx convention actually comes from scsi though, and the fact that SATA and USB drives use it might point to some code reuse, or maybe a temporary solution that never got fixed due to breaking backwards compatibility.

Fun fact: IDE drives use the hdx naming convention.

Foreign spyware is stealing jobs from hardworking American spyware.

But consider: Swedish is a fictional language made up by a furniture store to sell sawdust and horse meat rolled into funny little balls

Dynamic languages were invented by runtime error companies to sell more runtime errors.

Saw someone the other day say something like "she's the only one who cracks denuvo. She's insane but it's best not to bite the hand that feeds you."

My brother in christ the hand is biting YOU. I would not trust ANYTHING she cracks anywhere near my PC. Consider it all malware.