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[-] Fallofturkey@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

STOP PUTTING , a SPACE before your PUNCTUATION . It absolutely INFURIATES me when a person ONLINE places a SPACE before an EXCLAMATION MARK ! When I see this I absolutely LOSE it , and my DOG starts FLIPPING like JOHN WILLY . Did you know his name is really Zachary ? What a good dog . But that’s beside the POINT . I become so MAD and Frustrated when someone MISPLACES a SPACE before their PUNCTUATION . Don’t even get me STARTED on when PEOPLE start EVERY WORD with a CAPITAL LETTER . It is a WASTE of TIME. It is COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE when someone does not TYPE A SENTENCE using PROPER GRAMMAR AND TYPING SKILLS . Whenever I see a person typing in ALL LOWERCASE with NO PERIODS I will TRACK THEM DOWN and make them CORRECT their message . It’s also PAINFUL when people MISUSE emojis . The SKULL EMOJI is what you use when you represent a DEAD PERSON , NOT your horrible sense of HUMOUR . The laughing emoji signifies your ACTUAL LAUGH and should NOT be used SARCASTICALLY . FURTHERMORE, it makes me so SICK and TIRED when someone uses the NERD emoji to POKE FUN at an INANIMATE OBJECT . The nerd is meant to represent a PERSON . Pineapple should NEVER go on pizza regardless of WHO , WHAT , WHEN , WHY , HOW , AEIOU AND SOMETIMES WHY , YOU ARE . McDonald’s has EVERY RIGHT to put MORE KETCHUP on my CHICKEN SANDWICH , butt the REFUSE TO DO IT . MY firstborn son is going through his MINECRAFT PHASE , and when he ASKED ME TO BUY MERCHANDISE , he didn’t use PROPER MANNERS . This absolutely INFURIATES ME and the PRICE OF THIS should also be lowered to accommodate to MY NEEDS and MY financial situation .

[-] Fallofturkey@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago

I did this as a kid to make 'pogs' lol

[-] Fallofturkey@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

Super insightful, I needed this today

[-] Fallofturkey@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

What an interesting problem. Can't say I see anything fair for all, but if the property owners won't agree to the public access, then either they pay up for the sand or let their homes erode into the Gulf.

[-] Fallofturkey@lemmy.world 36 points 4 months ago

Americans light fireworks for 4th of July. Sometimes when getting a little brave they hold them in their hands before throwing them, leading to damaged fingers

[-] Fallofturkey@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago

Wondering why those jeans are superimposed on there...

[-] Fallofturkey@lemmy.world 111 points 6 months ago

Also VGA: Don't forget to unscrew both sides of me at the same time if you ever want to free me again.

[-] Fallofturkey@lemmy.world 53 points 7 months ago

Not sure which rock I live under, but I've never heard of this game.

[-] Fallofturkey@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

Yeah, nose hairs out of control too unfortunately

[-] Fallofturkey@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

What in the heck is this, and why does it make me... feel things?

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