[-] FancyPantsFIRE@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago

If they try to stay will you wrestle your upvote back?

[-] FancyPantsFIRE@lemm.ee 64 points 3 months ago

Jokes on them, we used IVF, they got picked for who knows what reason under a microscope.

From your most photogenic swimmer.

[-] FancyPantsFIRE@lemm.ee 29 points 3 months ago

This is my time to shine, my body is full of useless, I can:

  • gleek intentionally (saving people a search: it’s causing the salivary glands under your tongue to shoot saliva, people often do it unintentionally when yawning)
  • open my jaw wide enough that it goes out of socket, and twofer I can then move it side to side and produce a loud popping noise
  • bend my thumb down to my wrist
  • cause my heart rate to spike for short periods even when at rest
  • make a three leaf clover with my tongue
  • click my tongue extremely loudly
[-] FancyPantsFIRE@lemm.ee 20 points 4 months ago

P~~ee~~lastic is stored in the balls.

[-] FancyPantsFIRE@lemm.ee 40 points 4 months ago

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, we’re all going to die. Come watch TV.

[-] FancyPantsFIRE@lemm.ee 17 points 4 months ago
[-] FancyPantsFIRE@lemm.ee 14 points 4 months ago

I’ll have you know roachfee is a sustainable alternative to pure coffee. /s

More seriously it looks like this is primarily based on anecdotes and was directed at ground coffee vs whole beans.

[-] FancyPantsFIRE@lemm.ee 13 points 4 months ago

… Now I’m curious how you change the oil.

[-] FancyPantsFIRE@lemm.ee 20 points 4 months ago

Definitely wait for the second or third version, you don’t want to pay the early adopter tax.

[-] FancyPantsFIRE@lemm.ee 27 points 5 months ago

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/12d63100-1727-4a74-ad23-9d66bc301ebf.webp

Our moon hours are longer than your primitive earth minds could possibly comprehend.

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