How does one breathe in that?

Asking anyone who didn't leave reddit to "understand" anything is an exercise in futility. Their brain lack the wrinkles, because they only eat eucalyptus leaves.

I don't know what those are, but I love standing in the rain and I hate getting wet. So that just looks incredibly nice

spooky

Toes are hard, I get it

Anyone who can play support all day is a god

My hypothesis is that if you're a piece of shit, that will extend to all walks of life(misogny, sucking at video games) whereas if you are not, the same rules apply(equality, excelling at video games)

By being a piece of human garbage you effectively hamstring yourself in every field.

Yeah but that would be insider trading /s

But it can't be gay unless fake. And it cant be fake because gay. Truly a paradox

Make sure the planet didn't have kids, they might take over the universe some day.

To be slightly pess rude and funny, there is no evidence to suggest a correlation. Just because two things are happening at the same time, you cannot assume they are related without some form of justifying evidence.

If your "views" are just thinly veiled racism, bigotry, and religious extremism, then you don't desrve the oxygen you consume, let alone a platform to voice your "opinions" on. The paradox of intollerance makes it very clear that these actions are neccasary.