Things your cat would say if he/she could talk by Federal_Zombie_9456 in c/sfah@hilariouschaos.com
[-] Federal_Zombie_9456@hilariouschaos.com 3 points 1 month ago

Feed me ,pet me, good God your lap is warm, I'm gonna nap right here while I show you my butt.

Mouse crawling out of meal forces plane to make early landing by Federal_Zombie_9456 in c/weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan
[-] Federal_Zombie_9456@hilariouschaos.com 5 points 1 month ago

Mickey did not pay for his ticket.

hmmm by Federal_Zombie_9456 in c/hmmm@lemmy.world
[-] Federal_Zombie_9456@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 6 months ago

Is this how baby islands are born?

land shrimp by Federal_Zombie_9456 in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[-] Federal_Zombie_9456@hilariouschaos.com 4 points 7 months ago

What you have made is hush puppies with a crunch.

Does anyone remember that unsettling image of the creepy blue faced man? by Federal_Zombie_9456 in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[-] Federal_Zombie_9456@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 7 months ago

Glad you found it , sorry I was looking fir a blue guy.

Does anyone remember that unsettling image of the creepy blue faced man? by Federal_Zombie_9456 in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

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