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[-] GrundlButter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 7 months ago

So like, do you have to de-shell them or do you just eat them exoskeleton and all? Given that their diet is fresh sap and xylem water, they seem like pretty clean little bugs to eat. I'd try it.

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 37 points 7 months ago

I feel like this is what needs to be stated when talking about eating bugs. If you're giving me bugs that eat what amounts to sugar water then I'm much less concerned about bug poop.

[-] GrundlButter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 7 months ago

Texture seems important too, and the thought of a sap eating bug that has a similar texture to shrimp... Doesn't sound all that bad. I'm honestly half tempted to try to test it when they emerge.

Seems like there's a fungus that's known to eat their ass, but as long as they're free of that it seems fair game.

[-] coffee_with_cream@sh.itjust.works 46 points 7 months ago

Where can I find this fungus?

[-] darelik@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago
[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 37 points 7 months ago

"Thlimy yet, thatithfying."

[-] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

You made me say it out loud

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 6 points 7 months ago

(╭☞´ิ∀´ิ)╭☞

[-] 50MYT@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago
[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago
[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Igor doeth.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago

I have eaten one before. Yes I was very drunk. Pull the wings off first.

[-] Shameless@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

That last sentence 🤮

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[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 26 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I don't usually voluntarily eat bugs but if someone put that in front of me then I'd be curious enough to try it.

Inb4 "crab, shrimp and lobsters are basically bugs". Yeah, I don't usually eat them though. I used to love shrimp as a kid, but somewhere along the way I stopped enjoying the flavor. They aren't bad, just... Idk. Just not a fan anymore.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

crab, shrimp and lobsters are basically bugs

You see this all the time, but they're really not. With crab, shrimp, and lobster you usually extract the meat and just eat that. Bugs are mostly tiny so you eat the whole thing. Very different texture, not to mention taste.

[-] Scary_le_Poo@beehaw.org 3 points 7 months ago

Skwimps is bugs

[-] Broken_Monitor@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

Link to the rest of the cookbook? I hear a feast is coming…

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 18 points 7 months ago

I did not find the book but I did find this


Source

[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago

The biggest crime here is putting rice on pizza

[-] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 7 points 7 months ago

Am a cancer, can confirm the cicada miso sounds like the best of that list.

[-] GrundlButter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago

That or the cicada po boy. Exoskeleton off, a good breading, some remoulade sauce and a fresh roll sounds pretty good if their texture is shrimp like.

[-] fedev@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

In Borneo they fry them. Crunchy snacks anyone?

[-] Ithral@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago

Gotta get me them tacos

[-] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 7 months ago

I wonder what the ethics of marinating a creature alive is. Like, I'd be willing to try eating a bug, but I don't want my meal to suffer any more than it has to. Then again, I'm not sure Worcestershire is acidic enough to hurt it.

I wonder what would happen if you sat in a bathtub of Worcestershire for a few hours

[-] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 7 months ago

It'll kill them, but not because it's acidic. Insects breathe through openings in their abdomens called spiracles. They'll slowly suffocate if the spiracles are blocked, like from being submerged.

[-] darelik@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Oh how thoughtful. Means no need to poke holes to let the marinade seep in

[-] StereoTrespasser@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Yea I guess I'm one of the few that hate to see even bugs suffer.

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[-] Toes@ani.social 18 points 7 months ago

The Worcester sauce would mask all that flavour, leaving only texture. 💀

[-] glitch1985@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

I think the breading would mask the texture fortunately. I can imagine eating this and having no clue what it was.

[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

Wouldn't the sealed container kill them?

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 36 points 7 months ago

I would imagine that's not much of a concern considering they're about to be deep fried.

[-] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

We tend to kill most things shortly before eating them so yeah

[-] superfes@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

The future apocalypse is looking at least edible...

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[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 7 points 7 months ago

DEM LIBURLS TRYINA MAKE ME EAT BUGS!!

[-] Gamerman153@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 7 months ago

How you gonna cut off half the recipe?

[-] lettruthout@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

"Halved, the nymphs reveal a surprisingly meaty, white interior. After eating one that was simply blanched, I thought it resembled what a tofu-filled M&M might taste like, with its crisp shell giving way to a spongy, earthy interior."

The Chef Cooking a Cicada Recipe for Every Palate

[-] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

What you have made is hush puppies with a crunch.

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 months ago

Exaxtly, Land Shrimps. No much difference between shrimps and cicades or grasshoppers. Same as in schrimps and crabs, you must put of the exosqueleto and wings. snails are also in the diet in a lot of countries, the girls even smear their lips with crushed insects (Carmine, made from Dactylopius coccus)

[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 7 months ago

So. Guess what I'm allergic to...

My issue with "You will eat bugs" isn't eww, it's "Guess I'll die."

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[-] EvilLootbox@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I assume we don't eat the ones with the fuzzy white butts?

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