FistingEnthusiast

I'm glad you liked the drill. It's definitely one of the more extreme videos I have made!

People think that a numbing agent will "help"

I shudder when I see numbing lubes recommended for anal sex or sounding. It's incredibly irresponsible that they're even available to buy

Cheating is shitty behaviour

Either grow up and end the relationship or communicate like an adult

That's a sweaty motherfucker who will die alone and lonely

And we'll be reading about him in the papers before too long for other reasons, without a doubt

He wants a dictatorship, so does his orange puppet

Brace yourself, America, it's going to get worse and it may not get better.

I've had good results upsetting the religious with anything vaguely scientific or mathematical

It was an idea in China

A awful idea

I never did in the first place

It always seemed weird and artificial to me

Is that what they mean when they say "have you found jeebus?"

I always say "how did you cunts lose him in the first place, he was nailed to a fucking plus-sign?"

I've given it a go, but it doesn't feel good for me.

I've heard it described as "fucking from within"

It's easy to do damage, so there's a lot of precautionary information. Take notice of it! There's a reason why it's repeated everywhere

I have a couple of videos up that aren't quite sounding, but I recommend that you don't jump in the deep end. Take things very slowly, because while everything might feel fine at the time, you'll definitely notice it afterwards, for a couple of days sometimes

Never use numbing lubes. You want to know immediately if things are going wrong. It will feel intense, but pain is a bad sign. Learn the difference between intense sensation and pain, otherwise you can guarantee that you won't have fun

It's wise to start with flexible sounds, and go slowly

Don't forget to pee afterwards too. It's going to sting a little bit when you do. That's better than risking an infection

Good luck to you!

I'm happy to answer any questions that I can

They will vote to be hurt, so long as they think that the people they hate will be hurt worse

When it's tough, break it down

"I will not drink today" becomes "I will not drink this hour"

You can do it

Thuddy

Stingy is for other applications, but it's all about striking (tee hee!) that balance