Sissy Space-X

Wish I could take credit for coming up with it, but my buddy was real quick on that one.

It must run on magnets.

Lights out! Guerrilla Women! Turn that shit up!!

Can Matt Raven wrestle Matt Taven at some point?

Weekend at Chuckie's

Looking like the Yellow Bastard from Sin City doesn't help.

Get better spray tan!!

And we're just ignoring how this story was broken wide open by the BBC? I bet wicked.com won't.

SMH

I heard he went by "Duder" or possibly "El Duderino" for those not into the whole brevity thing.

Context was the brand of her date's pants.

What about for purely fashion reasons?

Is this where chicken nuggets come from?¡?

We've already known Goose to do a 4G inverted dive with a MiG-28 while improving relations.