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Shopkeeper remembered my cheese, and left a note incase I came back after he left 😭 cheese acquired

If i was a comedian I'd name my show "made from 100% recycled material"

You take that back!

May as well straight up say "Were confident we use the cheapest ingredients available, and we couldn't possibly pay our staff less!"

A complete restart and bug-fix please

Agreed. Call them and tell them you love love love their pizza and used to get it often, but you've moved to 11 minutes away but can they please make an exception?

I had a dream last night that I was at my first night of on-campus living at uni, and I had explosive diarrhoea in the communal toilets that smelled so bad, and everyone knew it was me, that I quit uni in shame.

Today is first day of almost two weeks off! Weather was beautiful and I spent all but 5 mins indoors. Off to a great start

My word. That is a feast fit for Kings

Only meal I ate today: rice with furikake, soy sauce, fishy olive oil and hot sauce, with soft fried eggs, and Portuguese sardines.

Looks awesome