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[-] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 12 points 10 months ago

New pencils.... Maiden lunch note with them. They blend pretty well.

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[-] StudChud@aussie.zone 11 points 10 months ago

Got my doc appointment today. Ugh. UGH!

[-] Duenan@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago

It'll be over before you know it, you can do it!

[-] baconmash@aussie.zone 10 points 10 months ago

botbot has been on strike two days in a row, and CEO's Google Home has been speaking unprompted.

These events are related.

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago

Fuck Optus. I'm not with Optus but fuck 'em anyway.

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[-] bananafungus@aussie.zone 10 points 10 months ago

If you own a cat keep it the fuck inside! Some twit in my area let's their's out all hours of the night and it's discovered a cat lives in my house, so every night it's been coming to the back door to picks fights with mine through the glass.

I'm quite sure it's the same cat pissing on everything and sneaking into my garage. I just don't understand how anyone could just let this thing they are supposed to love out to roam all over.

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[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Google Home continues to talk to me today. It's bizarre because no settings have been changed. Occasionally she gets triggered by the TV and goes on a tangent then we all have a laugh but this ain't funny any more. I've asked her nicely to stop speaking, twice. She doesn't realise how close I am to ending her life. ๐Ÿ˜ก

Update: I have hopefully deactivate the messages. It's truly a mystery because I never activated them in the first place and I know nobody else did either.

[-] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 10 points 10 months ago

I can't let you do that, Dave.

[-] bull@aussie.zone 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's the Workday routine under Automations in the Google Home app. Something or someone has activated. Maybe ask Google Home to disable the Workday routine, or turn it off in the app.

[-] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago

GhOsT iN tHe MaChInE

[-] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago

Would there be a chance that someone from your household might be messing with you....? I've got 4 googles throughout my house, and none of them are acting up. Anyone who has the Home app installed with your household devices listed can use the (hey Google...) Broadcast function when they are not connected to the home wifi to relay messages... I've used it multiple times to freak out the kids or ask my partner to call me back when I know she's likely got her phone on DnD.

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[-] underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 9 points 10 months ago

I've started the day well, by missing the cup and pouring the boiling water on my toes.

I don't blame Bot001 for going back to bed.

[-] anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 5 points 10 months ago

Ouch! Hope youโ€™re ok

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[-] fullkitwanker@aussie.zone 9 points 10 months ago

I move to my new place this Saturday and I haven't started packing yet ๐Ÿค•

I don't have much stuff and the new place is fully furnished anyway so I'm being a bit lazy. I have boarded a bunch of stuff that I need to first get rid of though but that probably won't take much time. Will need to buy a couple of boxes today. Physio, then boxes.

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[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 9 points 10 months ago

Update on the Google Home situation: It seems when it got an update it decided to add a whole lot of motivational shit, extra lights, extra rooms, alarms etc. The man is now going through both phones to sort it out (the kid doesn't have the app). In the whole 5+ years we've had this, this has never happened. The war with bots has begun.

I shall reward him with pork belly. (The man that is).

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[-] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 8 points 10 months ago

Joining the Should've Stayed in Bed Team this morning! Tired even though I slept great, headachey, stupid tasks and stupid people at work driving me crazy.

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[-] just_kitten@aussie.zone 8 points 10 months ago

Oh Bot001, you irresponsible cad. I know I've been stupid, after getting a sudden wind to cram some work in at 8:30pm and going on and on until it's time for the bloody Red Wattlebird to sound its heinous alarm, but we trusted you to be a little more regular...

well, time for the blackout blind to do its work, I'm so doomed today.

[-] Baku@aussie.zone 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
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[-] Hanhula@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago

Managed to keep myself off Reddit and Kbin for a while, but sometimes meetings just get too boring. Glad to see this place still going!

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[-] anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Iโ€™m sure bot just oversleptโ€ฆ

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[-] bull@aussie.zone 7 points 10 months ago

Bought a big bag of rolled oats so I can start having porridge for breakfast. $2.70 for 1.5kg of rolled oats? Shiiiiiit dems some cheap eatins!

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[-] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 10 months ago

Zoolander is on.๐Ÿคญ

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[-] tone_212@aussie.zone 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Is it Black Friday? Already getting spammed with emails and messages about sales starting. Used to be one day sales, now it's like the entire month.

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[-] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 10 months ago

I woke up and Ted Cat was licking my hair ๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜จ

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 10 months ago

He has a weird obsession with your body parts ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 10 months ago
[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 10 months ago

He's tasting you...raw.

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[-] Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone 7 points 10 months ago

Cramming so much IT stuff for the interview. They use an ERP (Oracle NetSuite) which I haven't used before.

They know that, but I want to be able to answer some questions and show that I've been working in the background.

[-] SituationCake@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago

So today I learned that some older land titles in Melbourne extend to the centre of the earth, and thatโ€™s why people over the Westgate tunnel project got compensation. Seems like this archaic situation should really be fixed up with some legislation before we do any more large infrastructure projects. Cost blowouts means less money for other projects. I really doubt those property owners were about to use that specific dirt for anything.

[-] just_kitten@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago

hm I see they finally sacked Cruella Braverman, that insidious little shit. UK politics seems so dire these last few years.

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[-] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago

mrs spent the last night coughing so much she puked, so I evacuated to the guest bed again. Spending so much time there it might be time to get it a better mattress.

[-] Nath@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago

I was changing gears on my bike in late 2021 and the chain came off the inner ring and ground into the frame of my bike. It made a huge mess of the carbon:

Taking the bike frame to a carbon specialist and repairing this cost me $1,000. Then, I bought a whole new drive train: chain, rear cassette and front rings - costing a further $500. $1,500 is a massive investment - I justify these big services on the bike by comparing them to train fares - that's 50 weeks of train trips.

So anyway, it happened again on Friday morning. Exactly the same thing: I changed gears, the chain has come off the inner ring and ground into the frame of my bike. It has made another (admittedley smaller) mess of the carbon in my frame.

So, I took the bike to the shop. They are unwilling to do anything about this situation. 'Not our fault, our work is good - the gears and chain are obviously working fine and we don't have this problem with anyone else. It's your fault'. They best he's willing to do is give me parts at cost for the repair, once I spend another $1,000ish getting the frame repaired again.

I wasn't blaming the bike shop, I was blaming the design of the bike. But they don't think they can bring Trek into this.

I don't know what to do about this. I really like my bike usually, but spending $3,000 on it over 2 years, only to have a 6-year-old bike at the end of it was never on the cards. I doubt I'd even get $1,500 for it if I tried to sell it. I'd almost be better off giving the bike away as-is and putting that $1,500 toward a new bike. Probably not a Trek this time. I feel like I have the bike equivalant of a write-off.

[-] dumblederp@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago

If you can pickup a frame the same size you should be able to swap the parts over. I snapped my carbon bike in half and have ridden on steel ever since. I managed to transfer most of the parts over. You could take your bike to CERES during one of their workshop sessions and rebuild it if they've got a frame a suitable size. I was looking at getting a trek 520 and only heard bad things about the design - seems the crack at the seat pole.

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[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If only I could ask Google Home who put the messages there ๐Ÿ’ก

This reminds me of the time my washing machine started filling up with water during the night. It freaked me out hard. Turns out it was a timing issue.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago

Bah, husbands bein' an ass. Can i bite him?

[-] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago

Yes. Pick the spot carefully.

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[-] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Ok! I took a break, came back fresh and I do not think I have to restring it. No idea what happened thereโ€ฆ the E sounded exactly like a C right out of the box and having difficulty getting the sound for the other I assumed they had been swappedโ€ฆ

I was gaslit by my own instrument. But while itโ€™s not perfect, all of the strings are now roughly in the right ballpark.

I got this thing yesterday, itโ€™s the first time Iโ€™ve ever had or tuned a stringed instrument, by ear, so Iโ€™m taking the win. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜บ

Iโ€™ll still be looking at other tuning guides for second opinions or anything I missed. (This was done by open plucking of single strings.) Iโ€™m sure Iโ€™ll soon hear if it hasnโ€™t been done properly.

Actually Iโ€™m afraid to touch it again now. lol

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[-] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

What the actual fuck.

Ukulele fuckups right out of the gate

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Ok, I bought the cheapest $30 ukulele from Mannyโ€™s because it cost the same as the Big W one but would possibly be better quality. I didnโ€™t want the $15 from Kmart because apparently thick layers of paint dull the sound.

Itโ€™s a Mahalo Kahiko series, soprano size because I wanted to go with something very standard. So itโ€™s this plain little guy. Apparently other budget ones are much better, there are criticisms, but this is considered ok for the very low price. Just a barely decent starter for schools who bulk buy for kid students but canโ€™t stretch the budget to the Dolphin.

And yeah, even with hearing that the default strings are bad and should be upgraded, it sounds actuallyโ€ฆ okay? It kind of rings? Not as plunk as the more novelty ones but not so expensive that Iโ€™d be devastated to break it or not stick with it. (Honestly the most likely outcome.)

Butttโ€ฆ I went to the Mahalo tuning guide, saw the diagram for soprano, began playing the note to tune the first string. However the string meant to be C doesnโ€™t sound like a C. The E string is making the C sound! Dead on!

It this just a matter of tension? However I see the strings are different thicknesses which matters. Have I made some mistake already?

The peg for the C string is near the M of the logo so Iโ€™m not holding it backwards.

Did they mix up the sound clips? Or did they string it backwards? Will I need to restring it?

I know one thing and one thing only. That sound from that string matches the clip exactly but it is coming from the wrong string.

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The G string now sounds about right though. Itโ€™s a little sour and flat still but I kept tightening it and rechecking the sound and Iโ€™ve got a rough approximation.

Edit: I have now tuned 1 (one) string correctly by ear.

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Edit 2: I donโ€™t fucking believe this. I donโ€™t think this can be right. But I know how to listen carefully, Iโ€™ve been tuning, and if I can trust the sound clips on the manufacturerโ€™s website are right - it sounds like this ukulele arrived with the C and E strings swapped.

Iโ€™m going to try and tune it all the best I can, consult another guide, listen to notes in isolation on YouTube to check, and then it may be I have to learn how to restring this.

Edit 3: Ok, something is going on with the tuning pegs too. I have to turn these ones in a different direction to tighten them than the ones on the opposite side? But I press my finger to the string and turn in the direction where I can feel it tighten. Tightening is what needs to happen to make the note higher and brighter. Iโ€™ve now got the A string kind of on track.

[-] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Check out the guitar tuna app. It has a uke setting too.

https://yousician.com/guitartuna

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[-] just_kitten@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

S3 of Mr Inbetween has been amazing, between the gym owner and the first episode and the dad and Vajankle... I'll be sad when this show ends. Honestly one of the best Australian shows without a doubt

E: okay I've just finished e7 and I'm not sure about this character decision... ah well

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[-] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago

T-minus 1 more sleep until I look after the border collie Hambam again.

Will he attempt to herd inanimate objects?

Will he take 3hrs at the dog park when it should've only been 1hr?

Himbo don't care that the answer to those is yes.

[-] baconmash@aussie.zone 5 points 10 months ago

Breakfast ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[-] Force_majeure122@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago

A complete restart and bug-fix please

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