[-] FreddyDunningKruger@lemmy.ml 34 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

A right-wing conservative think tank blasted this week's Talking Points email to our inboxes and told us to write opinion pieces spewing their current ANTI-Work-At-Home propaganda, so this is what I did...

[-] FreddyDunningKruger@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 months ago

Oh look at you, the brains of the operation here. Do you know what the Republicans would have capped it at? NOTHING AT ALL. Do you know why the Democrats can't deliver the perfect policies you demand? Because they have to fight against the other side tooth and nail to get anything through at all. Do you think the Republicans would be forgiving student loan debt right now? News flash: hell no. Do you have complaints about the way loans are being forgiven, oh of that I have no doubt. Do you know why you have those complaints? Because the Republicans are always chipping away and fighting against at every good thing that happens.

You'd be that spoiled brat whose single mother comes home after working her ass off all day, and throws a fit because she made potato soup again when you wanted hamburgers, wouldn't you?

[-] FreddyDunningKruger@lemmy.ml 59 points 5 months ago

I've heard they've hidden three immeasurably invaluable CS:Go Knife skins throughout the platform, and the first person to find all three will unlock Half-Life 3 and annoint the winner as Gaben 2, God Emperor of Valve and owner of Steam. Also, they get a chocolate factory.

[-] FreddyDunningKruger@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You can say what you said about ANY name, you realize this, right?. Bobby Smith, Robbie Smitts... Jackie Ford, Jenny Delford.

Sure, those names are close enough to get wrong if they are people you don't personally know. But Trump KNEW this person. Not only that, Trump is the one bringing the topic up.

If Robbie Smitts was the name of my doctor, and I'm going to go in front of a crowd and say "HAS ANYONE HEARD OF BOBBY SMITH, CONGRESSMAN FROM TEXAS? HE WAS THE WHITE HOUSE DOCTOR, A GOOD DR, ONE OF THE BEST DOCTORS, AND HE SAID I WAS THE HEALTHIEST PRESIDENT, HE FEELS, IN HISTORY"

And I do that right after I said "NJM1314 DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE WORD INFLATION MEANS, I CHALLENGE HIM TO TAKE A COGNITION TEST!"

Then yeah, I got the name wrong of someone I personally know while making fun of your cognitive abilities, and it's a story to write about.

[-] FreddyDunningKruger@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Think about someone watching all 3 Back to the Futures and coming away from them thinking Biff Tannen was the real hero in each story.

Trump voters.

[-] FreddyDunningKruger@lemmy.ml 34 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

In his story, his friend's mother boldly picked mushrooms from her backyard, cooked them into an omelet for the family, but DID NOT EAT the omelet herself.

Nothing would stop her from growing old while continuing this pattern of bold collecting, although a stint in prison might make for an earlier retirement than expected from the foraging scene.

[-] FreddyDunningKruger@lemmy.ml 10 points 6 months ago

"what should be an easy election" <- this is how we know you are campaigning for Trump. There is no such thing as an easy election. Since 1992, Democrats have won the popular vote in 7 out of 8 elections, but that didn't stop Bush from beating Gore, or Trump from beating Clinton.

lol, all your type does is talk about dems dems dems, not a single word about Republicans or how much worse they have proven to be when they are in office.

Trump said he would help Israel end the genocide, I guess that's what you want after all, right?

[-] FreddyDunningKruger@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 months ago

Donald Trump thanks you from the cold depths of his orange heart.

You do you tho but don't be surprised when people shit on you for ensuring a Trump victory, when he makes good on his pledge to help Israel "finish them all"

[-] FreddyDunningKruger@lemmy.ml 31 points 7 months ago

But the devil is always in the details, isn't it? Unless, that is, you stop reading as soon as you hear what you want to hear, and don't go any further in the article...

According to Professor Ryo Ogiso of Chou University, prosecutors defer prosecution in 60% of the cases they receive, and conclude the remaining 30% or so of cases in summary trials. This summary trial is a trial procedure in which cases involving a fine of 1,000,000 yen or less are examined on the basis of documents submitted by the public prosecutor without a formal trial if there is no objection from the suspect. Only about 8% of cases are actually prosecuted, and this low prosecution rate is the reason for Japan's high conviction rate.

[-] FreddyDunningKruger@lemmy.ml 42 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Trump didn't STOP student loan payments, Trump PAUSED student loan payments. Biden was the President that actually stopped payments by providing real debt relief, while Republicans attempt to block it with all their heart and soul.

[-] FreddyDunningKruger@lemmy.ml 11 points 7 months ago

You are so right! He locked and loaded and drove 20 miles away from his front porch, and he didn't even need to get a hunting license, did he? Level with me, my fellow hunter, after he pulled that trigger and wiped two human lives out of existence forever, do you think that was the first time he ever maintained an erection longer than a couple of seconds?

What I don't understand, is why some people get hard thinking about other people's murder counts. Right, buddy? But yeah, respect!

[-] FreddyDunningKruger@lemmy.ml 9 points 8 months ago

Your naiveness is super precious. You can't see someone with incredible amounts of wealth hiring someone else to make a problem go away?

OK! Next time, you should try a couple of Google searches before wasting all that time typing out nonsense. I didn't even finish the first page of search results, there were so many. And they are just the ones dumb enough to get caught.

https://www.insideedition.com/husband-of-murdered-microsoft-execs-ex-wife-arrested-after-allegedly-hiring-hitman-to-carry-out

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/erik-maund-hired-hitmen-kill-mistress-holly-williams-blackmailer-william-lanway-indictment/

https://patch.com/california/venice/westside-ceo-sentenced-hiring-hitman-kill-partner

https://nypost.com/2022/06/12/ex-amazon-mexico-ceo-juan-garcia-paid-hitman-9k-to-kill-his-wife/

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