The font/script they chose makes it look like it reads "anus dumper" in cursive.

More back hair for the win! It's like having a free hair shirt wherever you go.

Nah this is bullshit. Most people want to raise a family in a home they own. Take away that possibility of certainty of having a roof over your head and then planning for a kid sounds scary. If you don't want to accept that, you could also blame the micro plastics floating around in everyone's balls now because plastic was considered such a useful byproduct to the petroleum industry.

Go stand in that heat for 5 hours. Go ahead we will wait for you to report back on how easy it was to survive.

Yeah all the above is head canon for me now.

ManRoachRat? Half man, half roach, half rat? Are u cereal?

Little gimmicky how much it's used but the movie "Phone Booth" has tons of these shots. It's like half the movie.

Why does this dude have a Joseph Goebbels "I've just had my picture taken by a Jewish person" look on his face?

What if there's a fire?

"Our troops are merely passing by..."

OP this post is a few hours old now if still nothing, you could try a single dose of milk of magnesia to get things going but continue a high fiber diet the next few days to get everything back on track.

To stay consistent with expected Mercedes road-behavior care, the self driving mode is programmed to change lanes without signaling.