[-] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 29 points 9 months ago

We all know that the vision pro is a porn machine masquerading as a innovative product. That goes for all VR. The first youtuber to give headset reviews centered around their ability to immerse people into porn is going to be the first channel I didn't accidentally subscribe to.

[-] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 30 points 9 months ago

Once you get to know her, she's actually quite terrible.

[-] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 21 points 9 months ago

Corner the market then lower your prices. It's basic economics!

[-] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 25 points 10 months ago

1000 forks plus packaging is 4lbs.

250 forks per pound.

Standard forklift capacity is 5000lbs.

250 x 5000 = 1,250,000 forks.

Maybe slightly realistically and safely, due to load height and placement restrictions, let's just call it between 750,000 and 1,000,0000 forks.

Forks can fork a lot of forks. Fork.

[-] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 21 points 11 months ago

I mean my wife sure is more productive around the house on amphetamines and morphine, and my kids sure are easier to deal with at bedtime when they take their heroin.

[-] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 26 points 11 months ago

Basically every time a psilocybin study is conducted for use in mental health applications it's found to be beneficial. It's just that the DEA doesn't give a fuck and refuse to change the schedule of the drug even with countless studies showing it's effectiveness, as well as countless doctors, researchers, and institutes recommending they reduce psilocybin to schedule III.

Also, we all know what they were doing with that thumbnail.

[-] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago

Too much on weddings...

The USA government considers marriage a tax and law advantage. Thats all it is. A mutually agreed upon union to gain a capital advantage. Don't blow your savings to play dress up and get your family drunk. Don't throw a party for everyone.

Marry the one you love for the $35 marriage license and be done with it. You still end up being married, with tax benefits. Yes you won't have the memories of stressing yourself out just to go through with it, but you will still have your money, and a better chance at having a good life with your piece of shit spouse that only works to spend your remaining time and money driving you into the ground until you get the courage after 4 years to stand up and divorce them. Luckily for you, you saved a bunch of money to pay your lawyer.

I'm tired. Good night everyone.

[-] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago

October would be what I would consider too late, but for a dog in a suit, well, I think we could all make an exception.

[-] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago

I've found on average that the younger the worker is, the more likely they are to ask if you need help finding something. Every time it's an older worker they scatter into the canals and sewer grates from fear of having to use their handheld.

[-] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago

It's not really laundering because the income was legal. It's more like a game of Russian roulette blackmail to allow a negotiable tax evasion rate.

There are a lot of figures left out of the article, but it sounds like a preemptive bailout to handle a company fully prepared to cause the rolling blackouts that would also damage themselves. Plus those credits can most likely be sold and bought like any other commodity, only a bit less regulated. Given a few years of climate change those credits will be extremely valuable. Then again, I'm just a speculative jerk on the worldwide web with an opinion. I could be wrong.

[-] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago

Mobile has extensions too. Ublock on Firefox mobile is a god send.

[-] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

I pay for the box. I eat the box.

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