RIP Tommy Cutlets. We'll never see him in a regular season game again.

Why not have a single qualifying session? First in qualifying gives you pole on Sunday and 20th on the sprint.

I think a slined miter like edm00se suggested or a lock miter made with a router are probably your best bets for strength of the joint.

Is there a reason you aren't using edge banding to cover the exposed edges?

Usually you not stupid. Why stupid, question?