Also, fuck 'em. You do you.

Bwahahahahaha.

Goddamn I'm a 12 year old boy at heart.

They didn't pray hard enough, probably.

Sucks for the family.

This always makes me laugh. Anyone seen the aftermath of searching this IRL?

I fucking hope so.

You'll get down voted, but mostly for being wrong.

Didn't Hammond actually get started with a tiny elephant he used for raising capital in the books?

Cops in the States do cops in the states things. I'm so tired.

32 minutes. Huh.

I forgot. Certainly unrelated.

Already is.

I, for absolutely no known reason, always assumed Venn diagrams had to be perfect circles.

I learned something new. Cool. But that means this works, too.

Ray Porter (the narrator of this one and the Martian) is a freaking treasure. Easily the best I've stumbled across.