Same here, I read it was supposed to be a way of trolling, didn't get the intention for my situation, but was just so fucking stupid anyway

Very much a "humans are space orcs" type story. Actual space orcs like the ones from wh40k are even more space orcs with their waaagh supported shenanigans

So… she's a witch who uses vaccines to absorb the youth of the children

I'm with you on this, I live in a country where a digital menu is not a given and I hate it more than people who prefer physical menus seem to hate digital menus. I do agree that both should be available as an option