[-] Kintarian@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Appropriately named

[-] Kintarian@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

Maybe I should have posted the whole joke.

“I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. “We’re surrounded.””

— Steven Wright

[-] Kintarian@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

It's a a Steven Write joke.

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A pouch potato

[-] Kintarian@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

The Gulag was a government agency in the Soviet Union that administered forced labor camps, particularly during Joseph Stalin's rule, especially in the 1930s through early 1950s. Stalin was not a Christian either. Similarly, if Putin considers you a threat, you may disappear. Trump has followed a similar approach, gathering loyalists in as many government positions as possible. He has vowed retribution against his perceived enemies, much like the forced internment camps the U.S. used for Japanese Americans during WWII. He may indeed imprison those who speak out against him, having already promised to deploy the National Guard against protesters.

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It had a kaleidoscope

[-] Kintarian@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

They preach freedom to live your best life unless you are gay, transgender, atheist. They are the worst kind of hypocrites.

[-] Kintarian@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

He was going to use the money to buy more picnic baskets.

[-] Kintarian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I don't know, but you could blow somebody's brains out.

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A lighthouse

[-] Kintarian@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

It's funny, the world is safer now then it was in the 70s when I was a kid. We used to go outside and play until the street lights went out. And the crime rate is actually lower now than it was back then.

[-] Kintarian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Master of puppets I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master Master

[-] Kintarian@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Coprinus Footis

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It’s impossible to put down

[-] Kintarian@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Jinjer is so good 🤘

[-] Kintarian@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

That's why when I got dentures I picked a few shades darker than stark white. We Americans just have some obsession with bright white teeth. I think they look phony.

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There are no depths the insane will not go

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I get a quarter pounder with cheese, fries and a drink. It costs almost $15. I can go to a cafe where I'm waited on and served decent food for $20.

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but then it grew on me.

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But it never took off

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You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel.

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The evening mews.

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Mother Mary (lemmy.world)

So, let me get this straight. Joseph notices that Mary is pregnant. Joseph confronts Mary about it. And Mary replies: err, hmm, I know, the angel of the Lord came down and impregnated me. We're going to have the child of God. And Joseph is like: okay, cool.

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