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[–] essell@lemmy.world 94 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"perfectly preserved"

🤔

Like my freezer preserved that burger that escaped into the bottom of it six years ago

[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 76 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The data is all there, but there may be a slight issue with the formatting.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 20 points 1 year ago

Outstanding

[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] KrankyKong@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just have to put him in some rice

[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

microwave it for 5 minutes. then, after you take it out, you'll see all the wrinkles are gone

[–] SwampYankee@mander.xyz 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Feeling pretty bogged down.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Name checks out

[–] zout@fedia.io 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Perfectly preserved? All that's left is is the skin which has turned into leather due to the acidic environment in the bog.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

perfectly preserved... to be made into a soup

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

What is leather if not perfectly preserved skin?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 29 points 1 year ago

Behold! This is what it truly means to be a bog creature, Tumblr. This is what you claim to be. And you know what, I totally get you. I feel like this all the time.

[–] Foxfire@pawb.social 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Looks like Bog has some pretty good compression rates! How does it compare with other standards?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, I refuse to go down this rabbit hole. I will not take the bait

[–] seang96@spgrn.com 6 points 1 year ago

Maybe it is good enough to claim neurolinks bounty!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like .vbog - the variable compression points don't always result in better overall compression, but can greatly enhance certain parts so I think its worth it.
But anything is better than .ice, that is just bad & hard to maintain, it just looks cool.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are we still talking about wetlands?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Icelands too. Their compression grates mountains.

But if you want you bodies flatt asap, nothing works as perfectly as an industrial press.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 year ago

Next on the hydRALic prezz channel. brrrrreeeeeezzzzz

[–] knova@infosec.pub 20 points 1 year ago

The forbidden brownie batter

[–] friendly_ghost@beehaw.org 10 points 1 year ago

Good morning, I hope this email finds you reduced to a literal bag of perfectly preserved flesh and bones.

[–] dojan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] dojan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Countless ants.

[–] Instigate@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait… what happened to the orifices?

[–] Liz@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago

They're around here somewhere...

[–] polysics@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago