Nnooooooooo it's not WWIII!!! I can't understand that warfare is fought on multiple fronts, so don't call an obvious global struggle for power and supremacy WWIII /s!!!!!!

Just teach them tic tac toe first.

"Sanders you fool! The view from atop my ivory tower does not match the view you say the people who are not on the ivory tower have."

It gives the boomers another chance to solidify their legacy as the worst generation in human history. In a way that helps all of us.

Win back? This country was bought and paid for long before any of us were alive. We keep fighting against the oligarhy for liberty and freedom like we've always done.

What "quarters" precious?

Not having the touchpads is a big downside, but this still fills a huge niche that the others dont. My Xbox elite controller is cool and all, but has neither a gyro nor capacitive joysticks. My dualsense has a gyro, but no capacitive touch so I need to activate it with a button hold or leave it always on.

The Xbox and PS5 controller also don't treat the paddles as independent buttons by default, so you need an extra layer of software on PC that allows mapping those buttons to arbitrary inputs. Steam Input can overwrite this sometimes, but it's very inconsistent on a game + hardware basis. The companion app is a concerning "feature". Hopefully it's just marketing trying to make up a fancy phrase for "hardware driver".

"Give up hope now before the pain of existence rips it away. Oh, also eat healthy, and do some light exercise daily that stuff is important too."

This community allows blogposting? What's the joke - randoms on the internet are assholes? Not a very strong punchline.

Add a new currency called the buck which represents 1000 dollars. Over the next~200 years of inflation abolish the cent as a fraction of a dollar. When you reach a breaking point again, reintroduce a cent as a bill that represents 1000 bucks. Rinse and repeat every new inflationary super cycle.

Imagine being so washed up as a corporation that your internal data is only worth 20 grand.

It is true that twitch loses Amazon money, this has been known for years. Yet they are still supported by Amazon. There must be something beyond money that the trillion dollar corporation sees in having absolute control over a major media platform. You focus and argue about checkers while Amazon ignores your cries and continues playing chess.