Have an existential crisis.

It would be better if memes made sense. Beethoven only went deaf late in life.

Russia sure talks a lot. They've already lost credibility as a major power. All they have left is "blow everything up", including themselves.

Water heater.

Get one from a different company, you'll get different results.

I miss reddit. Too bad it isn't what it was. It has died.

I can drive for a minute and be in a new neighborhood.

The outside.

The Telegraph - lol.

Good grief, this is not new. It's part of the English language. They/them has always been around to use when one couldn't, or didn't want to use a more specific pronoun. Cumbersome, maybe, but much language is. It is NOT a big deal.

Where's the d20?

One should never eat corn flakes.