Lophostemon

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So, who or what ruined Christmas this year? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 26 points 2 years ago

I slightly chipped my fingernail polish.

Xmas is fucking RUINED.

Lottery winner in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Assassins

Who’s Killing All These Stories About a Controversial Tech Mogul? in c/technology@beehaw.org
[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Rajat Khare? The rapist Rajat Khare?!?

Why is English so weirdly different from other languages? | Aeon Essays in c/longreads@sh.itjust.works
[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone -1 points 2 years ago

Because all other langauges are inferior.

Merry Christmas in c/videos@lemmy.world
[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone -1 points 2 years ago

Did she eat Santa?

Iceland’s ‘bike whisperer’: the vigilante who finds stolen bicycles – and helps thieves change in c/micromobility@lemmy.world
[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 7 points 2 years ago

There’s only like, 100 people in Iceland and they’re all related to each other so it’s not very difficult to find the bikes.

*Permanently Deleted* in c/stopdoingscience@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 17 points 2 years ago

This one is actually real.

Ivanka Trump, Jared Kushner Visit Hamas Attack Site in Israel — The Wall Street Journal in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 7 points 2 years ago

Who the fuck appointed these ass-clowns as some sort of official envoy?

Quick Hamas! Bomb the fuck outta that place!!!

adios in c/videos@lemmy.world
What's the oldest piece of tech you still have running? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
Israeli Food Industries Association warns of potential food shortage due to Red Sea attacks in c/worldnews@lemmy.ml
[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

FAAFO?

Setting the bar absurdly high for the next date in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago

There should be a bump where his crotch is.

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