Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute should sue for the time they were driven into that lake.

Used to work for this asshole. He’s just as much as a hack as Elizabeth Holmes.

Love Memmy since the swipe actions are so similar to Apollo. RIP Apollo.

And on hot days I can dust on a layer of Talcum X to fight the oppression of sweat.

Just found out about this. Hella sad.

Going with the nuclear option of unpopular opinions I see. :)

What would be your recommended targets?

I just woke up and this joke made my day.

No straws ever. Got it.

They seem to have a bone to pick with China and any renewables manufactured there.

-This message was unironically posted from a Chinese made iPhone.

Is it just me, or are transparent cases more brittle than opaque ones? Like more prone to shattering.

I don’t get it. What would be Coke’s motive here? Wouldn’t they be cutting into their own sales if aspartame was shown as terrible for you?

Yeah. Too bad they won’t “crack down” on polluting corporations and private jet fliers. :/