One time I accidentally fell dick-first into your mom and got stuck. I tried to get up but her gravitational pull was so great that it kept pulling me right back in. After several attempts to get unstuck, the thrusting motion accidentally made me cum in her and I couldn't stop cumming so it was like a waterhose filled with cum and it kept spewing everywhere. The cum then started cumming out faster and before I knew it I was being launched into the stratosphere.
Cum won.
If your weekend plans consisted of pooping and cumming a lot you can still do that, just give it to me after you're done playing with it.
Must be nice living somewhere that you can afford to get foreign obstructions removed from your asshole every other weekend along with a complimentary blowjob.
the only times i've ever been employed and made a livable wage while doing it was at a job with policies like this, and it was because I was basically the only employee they had ever found that could comply with such absurd expectations. You have to miss a day at some point sooner or later. Which is why I no longer work there. Was being able to have that one dentist appointment 6 years ago worth it? No it was not.
share your x11 and wayland configs. Unless you're one of those people that only needs 1 of them and hasn't figured out how tf to get all that shit to work.
op either was unable to get hicolor graphics drivers to work or prefers the solid blue bar to the blue/light blue gradient. Back in the day this was known as being a noob. Now where did I put my dentures..?
You gotta get consent first for everything these days even wiping your own ass. One time I liked a facebook photo with a woman in it without asking for consent and someone found out. The fallout was so intense that I had to leave town and start a new life. Another time I asked a woman for consent to wipe my own ass and she called the cops on me. MY BAD, I forgot to ask for consent to ask consent FIRST.
Cum will win.
Last time I tried to get through airport security with a baggie of my own shit I got in trouble.
Turns out it was actually and indeed up inside my asshole. Thanks for the help!