Henry Ford was awarded the Grand Cross of the German Eagle in 1938 for his many, many contributions to the Reich.

I heard the stress of the campaign is causing Trump to have explosive diarrhea. He can’t be interviewed because the stench causes everyone to vomit. Many such cases.

Porcine on porcine crime has to stop. Who do you even plant the drugs on? It’s madness.

Respondent must respond in writing to Petitioner’s Requests for Production by August 23, 2024, failing which the Court will order Respondent to appear at a hearing with its counsel and a managing officer of the company to explain its continued non-compliance with its discovery obligations,”

Don’t worry about the lawsuit too much, crazy pillow guy. Pay your bankruptcy attorneys well and follow their advice.

"In 2016, when a man bragged about assaulting women, various leaders of my faith then propped up this man as a poster boy for godly manhood and leadership," she continued. "This broke my heart as I have watched — quite frankly, for the last eight years — people who were curious about Jesus and His teachings [have] done a 180 and walked in the other direction from my faith."

I don't remember any Bible passages about grabbing pussies, but there are an untold number warning about false prophets who use a twisted, heretical version of religion to gain power and control over the masses.

One-trick pony confirms he's sticking to his one trick.

There is no decision to make. Ranting about things that make him angry is the only mode Trump has. There is no depth to his character, no contemplative side that asks the big questions. He's a dog barking at the cars passing by his window. That's all he's capable of being.

Maybe James Vance will find the courage to debate Walz if he shows up as the always fabulous Sofa Lauren.

Can you imagine what it’s like for a Trump staffer who still has a brain? “Please quit doing the Nazi thing. Please anything but more public Nazi shit.”

But Trump can’t help it. He is who he is.

The slurring is bad, but the content of the conversation is even worse.

I hate to be that guy, but I’m on mobile. Is there any accessible link to the actual audio?

“We have no knowledge of the separatist forces who are conducting this operation and… just kidding. I’m not Putin. We’re in your front yard, motherfuckers. Come get some.”

“I want to talk to people who have no interest in talking to me, so I’m going to hang out by their vehicle for a while,” said definitely not creepy and stalkerish JD Vance.