I had a boss like this. Had all these million dollar ideas but no capacity to consider that someone else had the same idea and it either made no damn sense or it had already been done and people went to jail for it. Motherfuckers dream up grifts halfway and think everyone else is an idiot or sucker for not acting on the "golden opportunity".

Can confirm, am gender sublimating

It can sense when something's blocking it from closing all the way. It was just foolishly programmed to only pop back open a few times. Think it was the third or fourth was where it went into guillotine mode.

Missing the astrology references and transphobic remarks

For anyone else curious which hotels are affected by this measure:

• Hilton Las Vegas
• Conrad Las Vegas
• Crockfords Las Vegas

Armed lorax aiming at the thorax

Getting his Jolectrolytes

Pander to their audience. Immortal, crooked, and shady human garbage.

Ammo bandito would've stirred mixed feelings about conservatives' border policy

Mother damn, that's a shitting good point my bastard

With a bayonet fixed to a rifle that won't exist for nearly a century after his death

...and Huffman doesn't get a rhyme because he's garbage.