The "I'm feeling lucky button" was born from those days. I remember the old times, when it worked.

Remember when Trump dropped the biggest non-nuclear bomb the US military has on Afghanistan for no good reason? Designed for flattening buildings on the surface they deployed it against a tunnel complex.

Remember when he pulled out of the Iran Nuclear deal and the invited one of their top Generals to Iraq and then assassinated him with a drone?

Remember when he wanted to employ the US military against protestors on US Soil and called for the Insurrection Act?

Remember when he ended the policy of reporting Drone strikes outside of official warzones so useful idiots would think he wasn't a war monger?

Everything about this is wrong.

• Graboids are the smallest, maxing out at 10 meters in length.
• The Sarlaac pit is just the mouth. The actual Sarlaac is 100 meters long
• The Beetlejuice Sandworm has a head slightly larger than an average door, so about 1 meter wide.
• Shai Hulud get up to 1000 meters in length (pre-Brian Herbert Lore) and around 40-50 meters wide.

Eat one meatball sub and you're fine.

Eat 20 meatball subs a day, 5 days a week, for your entire professional career? Not medically advisable.

It's a joke from The Nanny specifically about linguistic drift.

This post is like someone watching Austin Powers and being like "I can't believe they almost showed his dick! What a whacky accident!".

If you can remove content from the marketplace for a tax write off, the removed content should become public property.

The Museum of the Bible (which has been investigated for theft of antiquities) Dead Sea Scrolls are fake.

The Dead Sea Scrolls at actual Museums in Israel and Jordan are very much real artifacts.

He is not just truckin' along. The man looks like someone's aunt is trying to build mass. He looks like an uncooked weisswurst got a planet fitness membership. He is a torso made manifest. Hair plugs and ozempic riding the right-wing-pipeline down a k-hole.

I remember when I worked in a movie theater people would wonder how I knew they were on their phone when I came in to ask them to stop.

You're pointing a flashlight at your face in a dark room.

That's not enough growth. It's never enough. It literally can't ever be enough.

So they raise prices and pay for astroturfed articles blaming everything but the executives charged with infinite growth forever.

Meta was throttling pro-palestinian accounts on Threads. I couldn't post anything but pictures for 2 days.

Why worry about Israel attacking a US ship while pretending they are Egyptian in order to draw the US in a wider war? It's not like they've been shown to be spying on the US, or have any recent evidence that Netanyahu's government funds enemies of Israel in order to bolster political support.

This is all a big nothing-burger of millions of lives at stake. 😬