This isn't an American problem, it's a conservative problem. I guarantee it's happening wherever you live as well. Hopefully not as loudly though

Help! I need ice cream to live!

People who view policymaking as "entertainment" are the reason we have Trump in the first place.

This was specifically supposed to be gross. We needed audio of people chewing.

Damn it! Wrong shudder speed!

I work in film post-production. One time, my team needed audio of people eating, so our sound guy recorded us eating our lunch with a really sensitive mic. When I was editing the audio in, it was really gross at first, but I got used to it pretty quickly.

The thing that still haunts me is the really subtle sound of forks hitting teeth. shutters

No. It's a completely fabricated story. People are now trying to associate it with real but unrelated events in order to sane-wash the Republicans.

I like the kid carrying the chair!

'Tis no man! 'Tis a remorseless shilling machine!

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