Father Time does not offer refunds sadly...

Started to believe the bullshit himself basically... a spectacular fall from public grace.

I thought the same for a moment too lol and lacking any contextual lore I tend to default to 10=1 years conversion to get a rough idea of how old they're probably considered by society so... basically an 18 years old dating a 15 years old... yeah... come back to that one in a few decades time bruv when yer lives are more in sync and you're both matured.

Yep; they even had to adjust the values for this because it was just a bit too quick and easy to get into her pants this way in large part because it was tied to simply obtaining a specific "inspiration" iirc.

Like people were doing superfast romance speed runs to see just how soon you could get her to proclaim her lust for you based on this lol.

Bikini is one thing... the lack of any sort of gap for her thighs makes it look like her Arse is on her front.

What absolute poison that some People come to this conclusion that, the ultimate freedom in an advanced 1st world economy, makes your life devoid of meaning and purpose when it actually gives you greater freedom to pursue the truly meaningful things in life like friends, family and your own self-fulfilment.

Unloads an unfathomable amount into her womb to the point it's leaking out before they even pull out

Doesn't even pull out; resumes very shortly after and somehow produces more than before and drenches them for good measure

Hentai biology: where dehydration doesn't exist and the refractory period is always hitting snoozes on it's alarm.

With friends like these who needs enemies

Fellas is it gay to be attracted to a pretty blonde with an effeminate face, thick as fuck thighs and a big arse?

Slandering basically everyone who hasn't considered your angle on this isn't in anyway productive fam, for them or for you especially; not everyone is complicit because they haven't looked past the surface level of this and the sort of scenarios that might lead to a woman developing mental illness and seeking nonsense "help" from random Internet scammers.

Filthy, dirty, terrorists forcing their thick, white, ideology on my eyeballs!

Time and a place dude.