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[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 103 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (7 children)

You heard it here, if anyone is attracted to hot blonde women such as myself, they are now gay, which means as members of the gay community, they have to support LGBTQ+ rights now.

Sorry, I don't make the rules.

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 100 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Sorry, I don't make the rules."

  • Some guy making up arbitrary rules
[–] ExfilBravo@lemmy.world 78 points 2 years ago (9 children)

"I like women that look like I can intimidate and beat them easily because I'm not really a man" - Guys that say they don't like muscular women

[–] insomniac_lemon@kbin.social 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I can see not being attracted to a muscular aesthetic (though I do I think the image here is a bit silly). I say that as a loser who'd let a jacked woman beat me to death with a waffle maker.

[–] Alto@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, it's perfectly fine if that's not your cup of tea, as long as you extend the same courtesy to everyone else

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (9 children)

Ex-friend was much like that. Really tall dude, liked tiny, subservient women. One time him and his wife were over.

"I don't allow her to wear makeup or cut her hair."

Right in front of us all. For real. (She eventually escaped!)

And yes, I hung out with such a man. Typical, young right-winger, full of rage that the world he had seen and been promised, his grandad's world, his dad's world, was taken from him by "the others".

I was slowly turning him around. And it was working! Pussed out, gave up on him. Still feel bad about it. I might have saved him but for my lack of patience and moral courage.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 12 points 2 years ago

I was slowly turning him around. And it was working! Pussed out, gave up on him. Still feel bad about it. I might have saved him but for my lack of patience and moral courage.

Don't blame yourself, it really takes a lot of energy and it's not like you're obligated to do that anyway. Besides, it could've never work 100% thus putting you in a kind of co-dependent relationship. Good for you to abandon toxic environment, I think.

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[–] Zorque@kbin.social 21 points 2 years ago

Guys that denigrate muscular women for their physique

Not being into a particular body type isn't a bad thing. Looking down on someone for it is.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"My manhood rests solely on being able to beat up women"

  • some loser
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[–] Barack_Embalmer@lemmy.world 56 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Why is gatekeeping straightness even such an interesting topic people fixate over so much? Contrapoints "Are Traps Gay?" video provided some quite compelling answers to that question FWIW.

The universe started from a mysterious dot, we're apes in clothes, and one day we will all be dust. It seems weird af to devote so much energy to worrying about the rules of which genitals interlock with which.

Johnny Bravo: I'm straight, so if it makes my dick hard it's a woman 🤟

[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anyone who, unsolicitedly, provides some kind of blanket statement about what is and isn't gay from a position of assumed authority, is gay as hell and in denial.

[–] snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 years ago

So you're gay as hell?

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[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Guy is scared she'd pop his head with her thighs like a watermelon. Or that she'd crush his wimpy little dick with her ass-cheeks.

Or most likely he's scared that she can lift more than him. Maybe he's intimidated by a woman who could bench press his ass.

[–] FancyManacles@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Stop. Please. We can only get so erect.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We must push further. For science!

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[–] PauloPelle@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Fellas is it gay to be attracted to a pretty blonde with an effeminate face, thick as fuck thighs and a big arse?

[–] Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Normalize 👏 straight 👏 men 👏 being 👏 gay 👏 for 👏 women 👏

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[–] MrPibb@lemmynsfw.com 41 points 2 years ago (6 children)
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[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Logically continuing this thought, is it then absolutely straight for a dude to be into the most feminine twinks if being into slightly less-than-average feminine women is apparently gay?

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[–] GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

"If you're attracted to her you're a latent homosexual" says the homosexual closeted by their own shame.

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[–] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Considering a youtuber recently got his family doxxed because he made a kinda effeminate video video celebrating him liking women, I'm going to go with what I think is the best response: Yeah man, I'm a guy and I'm gay for women, go deal with that.

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (13 children)

Guys I guess I'm gay but I've got no problem with that

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[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 20 points 2 years ago

Who is she and does she know she's a gay icon?

[–] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

ME a lesbian: 👁👄👁

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[–] BeautifulMind@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

It's always the insecure men confessing their insecurity about muscle ladies, always

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[–] sebinspace@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Guess I’m gay as fucc then cause she can step aaaaaaaall over me @.@

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Oh I’m far beyond latent in my homosexuality

[–] Introversion@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Them: “It’s gay to be attracted to a fit woman!”

Me: “Welp, guess I’m gay then! Do I get a badge or something?”

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[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Then I guess I'm gay as FUCK

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

She's more ripped than her jeans but that damn smile is such a killer, make her look so sweet

[–] Cossty@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

Even if that was true, I don't have problem with that. On the other hand, what's with those jeans? Was she in a war or something? It has to be pita to put them on.

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago

Her jeans were in a war with those tree trunks she calls legs and we're utterly decimated

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[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Neato@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago

I think the point is that she has muscles.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m straight as, but in this case… would it matter?

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[–] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But I like Death by Snu-Snu…

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