That’s why I just whack it at least 10 times a day every day. My doctor is worried about other things though, like telling him how often I jerk it.
Poggervania
joined 2 years ago
“I’m spiritual”
Doesn’t even believe in spirits, just chi, magic rocks, and Wiccan magic
On another note, if I believe in The Holy Spirit, does that make me spiritual or religious?
tbf that’s probably on par with the performance Cyberpunk 2077 was doing on release
Objectively false. I sleep with my waifu pillow, not a Bhlåj.
Absolutely beautiful, 10/10
Riker-Wan Kenobi: “Your new federation??”
Picardakin Skywalker: “Don’t make me phaser you.”
LG should actually be LN - you’re sitting in the intended and expected position of the chair, following the rules of the chair design to a T. LG would probably be the same position but scooched to one side of the chair so another person could sit, and LE should actually be the same position as well but with a manspread.
OP, it’s time to bench this joke
YAAAAS KING LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO
Of course he does.
One of Meta’s major value propositions for companies is its advertising tools. Marketers love marketing towards children because A) they can be impressionable, and B) they bank on kids annoying the shit out of their parents to spend money on whatever fuck random thing that’s being advertised. Marketing towards adults is harder because we got responsibilities and other things to consider before spending money willy-nilly on fun things, but kids don’t have that.
Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Magicka Obscura
I’d get to laugh at every single wizard trying to board a train without it blowing up due to magic fucking up technology before I get screwed over by one of the soulless, greedy, vapid, mouth-breathing creatures known as gnomes.
Reminder that major news outlets like CNN, MSNBC, and Fox just buy their stories from news agencies like Associated Press and Reuters specifically so they can adjust the stories to their agenda. This is why they are news outlets, not news agencies.
If you legitimately want news just being presented as-is, just go to the source and read it directly from the agency. I personally haven’t seen a slant when reading from either Reuters or AP.