Another annoying thing is when they cram even more seats into an airplane with a set window spacing (a spacing designed for less crammed-in seats) and you get the seat where the window is out of phase with your row. So you have an awkward window in front of you and an awkward window behind you. Both of which feel like they belong more to the rows in front and behind you, so you feel awkward changing the blinds, and can't even see out of them that well anyway.
With a hint of Les Claypool
Ah ok, I think that's actually a different one. This is the one I'm thinking of:
It might be the same one in the original Sim City. Definitely seared into my brain, and I hear it in shows, too
Must be wunderbar
Did you just take both pills?!
Doors and corners, kid
Turd bird
Gas is a distinct state of matter. Or rather, a stinky state of matter
You could brush your teeth with root beer!
Are you thinking of the asbestos shoveling competition where they see who can shovel it into a barrel faster?
... Ouch