Welcome to the future. Nothing works now! :D
Um ... Isn't Toronto in Ontario?
How did that fuckwad get that much power that he can hold up all those promotions? That doesn't seem to make any sense.
I'm lazy and I have the money.
That's too much crazy in one room.
Probably not. Energy storage is probably the better idea. Check out this link and scroll down to this sections on types of grid energy storage. https://science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/green-tech/sustainable/grid-energy-storage.htm
NPR mostly
Exit interviews can be a goldmine. Some people who don't want to burn bridges might hold back and tell you what they think you want to hear but others will tell you exactly what they think.
The canonical answer is "Happy Days".
Don't forget to mark it not safe for work if you're going to post a picture of a pussy.
Of course, there was over 100 years between Columbus' voyage and the voyage of the pilgrims on the Mayflower.