ReCursing

Either that or she thinks she's a child and was hoping to pull?

Kakistocracy: “a state or society governed by its least suitable or competent citizens.”

See also kleptocracy: rule by thieves. I not infrequently refer to our government as a kleptocratic kakistocracy

"I would say 'don;t do anything I wouldn't do', but that doesn't rule out much"

I use "have fun" completely unironically all the time. One time my partner's (Pakistani) carer thought I spoke Arabic because Afwan is apparently an Arabic salutation meaning approximately the same as "cheerio", "goodbye", or "you're welcome" in English. He also turns up around half one every day for added amusement

No, someone just dropped a pile of vowels on a page while carrying them to be cleaned or something, and the monks decided to stick with it

Übermorgen is the name of my heavy metal band

I assume they would be slowed down by having to clamber out from behind the fridge, I can get them while they're off balance

The only thing I would use cast iron for is to fight the ninjas hiding behind my fridge

oh look, someone who knows nothing about the topic spewing shite again!

People absolutely did rag on people like Turner for using pre-mixed paints. People absolutely did rag on photography.

informing the uninformed

*MISinforming

They think anyone who owns a gun necessarily agrees with them