You want a toe?

Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?

Doesn't religion cause war, historically speaking?

I know this is wrong, and yes my mom taught me better, but am I wrong to say "look at this fat tub of human shit getting what he deserves"

Mariah Carey, or maybe it's just me, over rated , primadona, cat in heat screeching noise. All I want for Christmas is to never hear that song again :)

Had to check if this was an Onion article!

I'm lookin' for the man that shot my Paw!

Scared to find out it's as useful as a pet rock!

I try not to think too little of myself, but I really did think this was a just me sort of thing. Thank you for so eloquently expressing the experience!

I've been using a Nalgene 1L daily since receiving it last Christmas. It has the screw on widemouth lid, I'm typically leery of any plastic, but I feel safe with this particular brand that is made in the US (where I foolishly believe that material sourcing is better researched).

Started with an S, then thought duh!

Circumcision