SARGE

joined 7 months ago
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 6 hours ago

Absolutely flawless logic.

Checkmate, humans!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Around my parts of Ohio, there are several different sporting goods stores, both chain and locally owned, with various outdoor activities to shop for. From fishing, to bicycles, to football stuff and hunting gear.

I would say I've tried everything I can to get them to come with my wife and I when we bust out the targets, but one of them is concerned about messing up their gun (which I countered by saying better to break a bad gun in practice than when you need to shoot someone about to murder you, to recieve a hand-waved dismissal) and another just "doesn't have the time".... but this is the first I'm hearing of inrangeTV so I am definitely checking them out myself as well.

I really need to get first aid certified, but so far all I have done to that end is getting a couple first aid guides, a few kits of varying types, and watching a lot of videos... Basically FA... And I'd like to be able to patch someone up from a wound especially if I'm willing to put it there.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 9 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

on a boring, dumb, ugly planet in a boring, dumb, ugly universe.

You were spot on with the species.

Absolutely and in all ways incorrect about the planet, or universe.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 20 points 11 hours ago

Good luck collecting blood from all these stones.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 11 hours ago

I'll deal with it, but could you be a dear and come show me how, in person? And no need to bring any form of security, half the people on this street are former marines, specwar navy, an army Ranger, and about a dozen former national guard. They'll all be here to ensure security of the country.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (4 children)

Now I'm thinking I should give it another try.

I gave Discovery half a season, I have the Orville 2 or 3 episodes and while it was funny it didn't really click for me. I just lost interest after a few episodes.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 34 points 12 hours ago

I sent the first news story about the signal chats to my parents ands in-laws in a big group that said "I had better never fucking hear another one of you dumbasses say a word about 'HeR eEeEeEmAiLs' ever again"

Not a single one replied, both parents have (according to my wife) started taking Facebook posts they've made in the past down, and my in-laws have not said a political word in over a week. It's been refreshing.

They clearly aren't ready to accept they may have been totally wrong all along, but it's nice to see they might be self-aware enough to recognize when they might be potentially maybe SOMETIMES be less than correct about specific things.

You need a microscope to see it, but i consider it a step up.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 1 day ago

"These leopards would never eat my face! They wanted us here!"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 36 points 1 day ago

"if someone said anything negative about me, I would gladly murder dozens of people JUST to make them look bad, therefore this is perfectly believable!"

That's the logic.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 1 day ago

Honestly that just sounds like someone who just forgot to keep drinking while experiencing couch lock... When I'm smoking sativa strains like last night, I am perfectly okay the next day since I'm much more active, and therefore drink more liquids, than when smoking indica strains.

While I'm sure it happens, it's just not a thing for me or my wife and her friends I guess.

I know someone who loves to smoke, but every time she does, her hands start shaking noticeably, but not enough to need help with things. Except maybe pouring a drink.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 9 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Do other people get hangovers from weed? The 4 people I could check with immediately all said they've never had one either.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 18 points 1 day ago (4 children)

He's right, it wouldn't have happened.

Jesus would have been black bagged by the CIA a long time before his message spread too far, and the FBI would be investigating him for CommuSocialMarxism like McCarthy is still kicking.

And he definitely would be deported to South America.

Also also has the artist never seen a cross before? That horizontal piece is really low.

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