SARGE

See, the problem here is you're lumping all of the US in one group, while conveniently ignoring that half of this group is against the use of firearms and is for gun control, and the people who have wet dreams about mowing down "the gays" are the biggest owners of said guns.

While playing a trek themed word association game "Bird of Prey" comes up, my wife yells "TWEET TWEET PEW PEW!"

when you have to pretend to be horrified when someone mentions a kink you have

"Dutch government does X"

"It's them fuckin Americans again"

They convinced themselves that every other major government in the world, as well as every single scientist and most other people were lying to them about Covid.

I remember extended family members going on about how it's a hoax as they were dying in the hospital from it

Some people will flip the universe inside out, upside down, and throw it in a blender to make their world view okay.

American chiming in: good. It's only fair, if we want to charge you, you should be allowed to charge us.

If no other country will let us in (except maybe refugee status if it gets to that point I suppose), then MAYBE, just MAYBE, people will begin to make forceful demands of the government and actually change things instead of checks notes blaming "trans antifa blm terrorists" for everything and ultimately saying "there's nothing we can do".

Remember kids: the people outnumber the government, all we have to do is literally nothing and we could cripple it entirely.

"Yeah, he finally leaned left in the end" was apparently not an appropriate joke for the family group chat.

And now I know my sister is racist, so...

IS THERE AIR???

YOU DON'T KNOW!

Would smash (or be smashed) either way.

Lmao ban weather because rainbows make you gay

I have begun soldering in my own xt-60 connectors for battery packs.

Oh yeahhhhhh

Apologies for those who have now lost the rest of their day...