SARGE

Oh yeahhhhhh

Apologies for those who have now lost the rest of their day...

And gadsden flag, and trump flag, and thin blue line flag.

You will need more than 40 jars of pickles to survive.

You'll need like.... At least 100.

"officer nearly ODs on femtanyl after touching ________ laced with the drug"

Was a headline I saw multiple times over the last 5 or so years.

The problem is that there pushing their culture onto everyone else.

This is so fucking priceless, it should be in a museum.

Please inform me which part of their culture they are "pushing" on everyone else, that way I can ask you why it's okay for the straights to do it, but nobody else gets to.

LGBTQ people exist. That's something you can never, ever change. So maybe get over it and stop saying that them existing in public is somehow negatively impacting anyone who isn't just a scared little bigot.

Quickest way to stop massive Russian losses: TURN AROUND and march your happy asses to Moscow, and have a few words with the shit bags in power.

Fuck, even just every soldier going home would cripple any ability to punish them for being AWOL.

You can't buy back what you never owned.

Cops love when law abiding citizens disarm themselves, they make for easier targets.

This makes me sad, it absolutely should be in a museum.

"I wish the moon were made of neutrons"

The universe: Let's get a little... spicy

Is it original? Not even a little.

But that's why we have come to expect it at least once in any game with waterfalls.

Honestly, I'm cool with it being an explicitly empty chest. Like put a journal next to it of some guy who looted it and left a note taunting anyone who thinks such an obvious place to hide treasure would remain un-looted. (and then let me track them down and stab them a bit for the taunt)

So many options, and all it takes is putting a lil something something behind some water curtains.

If your game has 10,000 I expect to find something interesting behind at least one. And as long as there's one, I'm content.

And I will still check the other 9,9999 even after being told there's nothing else.

Vanilla pudding in mayo jars.

Blue sport drink in index bottles.

Wait, are you saying that the krogan/Rachni wars were justified genocide?

Because I think we got different messages from the relevant missions in that case.