SARGE

Why not just tattoo a number on their arm?

I'm sure there's no possibility that subdermal trackers would ever be used in shitty ways.

At least my parents church has the decency to give first time visitors a free 6oz cup of coffee.

I decided a long time ago that if I ever walk in and don't recognize anyone, and someone thinks I'm a visitor who didn't grow up there, I'm going to start quoting Bible verses about how selling shit inside the church is wrong and I would be channeling the righteous anger of Jesus himself if I flipped all their tables and whipped them.

Unfortunately despite the fact that I have been there twice in 10 years, people still recognize me.

Look, if you didn't want people watching you, then why run lines in a public place?

And will you not also be center of attention during the performance said lines are for?

I suppose a birthday is aa good a place as any to test your public speaking...

I have more in common with a homeless person in Somalia, India, or China than I do with the super rich.

No War Except Class War

It's right up there with "if you stopped acting so gay you wouldn't get bullied"

I will happily eat macaroni or soup with my hands for the rest of my life if that means everyone gets Healthcare.

It's been so great the last 10 years saying "this is what will be happening because the neo-nazis are taking over" and everyone telling me I'm overreacting, I'm being hyperbolic, I'm exaggerating or my favorite "you're just being dramatic"

Remember, THERE'S NO WAY they'd overturn Roe v Wade.

that they released at the scene

An important inclusion

It's like when someone goes on about their friends mom's college roommate's sister's cousin was in an accident and the EMTs and hospital definitely told them they would have died if they were wearing their belt or they died because they were wearing a belt.

K. You're still wearing it or you're getting the fuck out of my car. End of discussion and if you want to keep spouting dumb shit everywhere then we have nothing more to talk about.

Helmets save lives. Period. Anyone saying otherwise is an idiot.

The majority of people I've brought this up with believe MKULTRA is just a Conspiracy theory and never happened, or have never even heard of it.

Like... This is stuff they are ADMITTING TO.

And the Dr doesn't have a gun pointed at him OR a boot on his neck for ~~watching what's going on~~ interfering.

And then you bolt awake, with adrenaline now surging, only to be staring at your wall and it's 4am so you definitely won't be feeling rested when your alarm goes off.