Somehow, this does things to me on a near spiritual level.

And bits of dried pizza cheese.

it's better to exist than not exist.

I mean, that's a pretty big assumption...and I'm not sure I agree with it!

I can't speak for the specifics of how to use bidets, but in my experience the general idea is to use them to supplement your daily hygiene rather than as a replacement for toilet paper.

Where I come from (the Mediterranean), it's not customary to take a shower or a bath every single day. Personally, it's not possible because the frequent exposure to hot water dries out my skin and worsens my eczema. So the bidet is useful for keeping my private parts clean every day in absence of a full-body wash.

It's basically a mini bathtub for your crotch. You don't get into the shower every time you take a shit. Or do you?

Hey! Don't you know there's a whole dozen of us?

True. I think Sad Luther needs to find a new home, with

Ohhh dude, that was so painful. The stars aligned for you to have a wonderful experience but you decided to be pretentious because you didn't know what else to do with yourself.

I'm sure you know by now that if you had owned up to your panic and worries by opening up to her, she would've jumped at the opportunity to be the one to "comfort" you.

Anyway, I'm gonna turn my preferred age range on Tinder up to 33 and see what happens. Wish me luck!

I never thought I would read Smurf lore, but here we are.

This is absolutely ridiculous.
And I kinda love it.

What's up?

Dog.

Any idea why I can't view your community? I don't think the instance I'm a part of is blocking or blocked by any others, and I can see NSFW content just fine. Maybe it's the client/app I'm using? I'm fairly new to this so I'm kind of scratching my head. I really want to bask in the glory of midriffs!

Cunt, Clown, and...who?