Laptop? How quaint. But my implant that connects me to the Musk Hivemind can project a laptop into my visual cortex to approximate a laptop, though in 2054 the most popular interface is similar to the dildocycle that Mr. Garrison invented on episode 76 of South Park.
You almost got it. The Totally Fucked class is there to remind the Not Rich class that it could be worse, and that if they rock the boat, they can easily be relegated to the Totally Fucked class if they miss a paycheck or two.
It will never happen. Biden is owned by the same people as Trump. There's only one party, the party of the Oligarchs. All of the petty shit about abortion, trans rights, gay rights, racial equality, gender equality, religion, second amendment, etcetera are all distractions to keep us all at each others throats while the rich cocksuckers figure out more insidious ways to fuck us all over.
It's easier for religious people to believe in original sin than to accept that one day they're going to die and they won't get to meet Space Santa.
If you do not pay us the IRS, we will put you under the rest.
Good thing too; the peppermint patty market is so oversaturated no one will ever guess what brand it is.
There were at least a dozen of those pigs and they couldn't restrain one guy? Who was he, Andre the Fucking Giant? He must have owed that pig some money I guess. By the way, did anyone see that Derek Chauvin got stabbed in prison the other week?
Not to make excuses for the Cybertruck, but a big part of driving in snow is experience. The way he's spinning his wheels shows ether his lack of experience driving on snow and ice, or the truck doesn't have a "low gear" for it. The first rule of driving in snow is don't do it if you don't have to.
Republicans are retarded maniacs and Democrats are gaslighting hypocrites who play dumb when called out on their bullshit.
One place I worked had end of shift meetings every day for the transition between third and first shift. First shift was supposed to get there 15 minutes early, but hardly ever did. This was a stand-up meeting at the end of an 8 hour shift. Look assholes, I'm tired and I wanna go home.Your disrespect of my time isn't helping my attitude toward this shit-hole company. Also, apparently, they didn't need to do this for second shift, because, you know, first shift is tired and wants to leave on time. Imagine that. I ended up quitting when they tacked on extra hours for us to work at the last minute during the week of Thanksgiving, so that effectively we'd still end up working 40 hours. What's the fucking point of holidays if you're just going to make us work more hours anyway?
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At my apartments they have it in the lease that we are not allowed to use Drano, becase our pipes are pvc. I use a coathanger that I've put a little hook on with pliers. My gf has long hair, and sheds like a goddam collie.