[-] Spliffman1@lemdro.id 14 points 1 year ago

Looking is sexual harassment? Thanks for the heads up,I'll get my eyes removed

[-] Spliffman1@lemdro.id 17 points 1 year ago

Our vending machine was so old ( and kept outside) that the hinges rusted right out and the door was just hanging there by a bit of the top hinge. So the key was irrelevant. Just thought I'd mention that

[-] Spliffman1@lemdro.id 12 points 1 year ago

Could not the passenger be taking the picture? Not the driver?

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Am I the only one this happens to? I used to "feel it coming in the yellow night" with Phil Collins. What are yours?

[-] Spliffman1@lemdro.id 11 points 1 year ago

So many songs like that, you go through life singing one lyric then one day the illusion is shattered. Like me singing "I can feel it, coming in the yellow night" it had meaning... Then one day what? Coming in the air tonight?

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[-] Spliffman1@lemdro.id 17 points 1 year ago

I gave the upvote mostly for the word "suggestible"

[-] Spliffman1@lemdro.id 11 points 1 year ago

Damn I just came here to say that I just came here to say fuck Reddit, and you were already here.

[-] Spliffman1@lemdro.id 12 points 1 year ago

I don't understand this at all 😅

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He absolutely loves everybody

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View one random day at work

[-] Spliffman1@lemdro.id 11 points 1 year ago

The main point I see regarding the word "American", is that people of the USA have pretty much claimed it and use it to refer to themselves, regardless of the other definition of it. So we roll with that lol

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Americans (inhabitants/citizens of US) when people from other countries come to theirs : "These people need to speak English"

Americans when they visit other people's countries : "Why don't these people speak English???"

EDIT : By the context of this post it's blatantly obvious which definition of 'American' is being used lol, but I added an explanation above anyway. 🙄 And yes there is more than one definition of "american", usually context makes it clear which is being used for most people

[-] Spliffman1@lemdro.id 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oneplus the industry leader in providing massive RAM, then making sure you can never use it lol

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"Excuse me while I light my spliff..."

  • Robert Nesta Marley, c. 1978
[-] Spliffman1@lemdro.id 14 points 1 year ago

I was joking actually, like totally joking... Saying the hiker or anyone should have had local search and rescue team in his contacts so when lost caller ID would identify them so he would answer and not ignore the call because of unknown number... Was a joke... But never mind 🤦

[-] Spliffman1@lemdro.id 23 points 1 year ago

Simple solution : Always have the local search and rescue team in your contacts.... Duuuh??

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[-] Spliffman1@lemdro.id 11 points 1 year ago

This guy... Free or paid?

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BBC = Bogotá Beer Company

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