I can't live without my home, end, pagedown and pageup keys
Strawberry
What?
Oh lmao OP obviously broke that rule
All tetrapods, yeah
Did you look at what community you're commenting on? Why are you so determined to use other animals?
What is rule 2?
Whales are fish
*Privately owned companies are such pieces of shit companies.
Downgrade to USB 2
What the fuck?
There's a community-packaged flatpak for ProtonVPN, you should be able to get it from the software center with the click of a button. The app is very barebones, though, compared to the windows one. But it works.
I might also throw in a distro reccommendation: Fedora Kinoite. It's an atomic distribution, meaning updates to the distro are applied all at once and the previous version before the update is still available at boot if something goes wrong. Very hard to mess up your installation that way. It uses KDE Plasma which has that windows-ish taskbar, and allows for mouse cursor customization. Updating the OS is done seamlessly through the software center. Applications are also installed through the software manager. If you want to learn to use the terminal and terminal-based applicications, it provides a tool called toolbx which basically lets you do all your terminal things in a container which you can easily replace if you mess something up.
Hell yeah, space
the buses in my area are physically pretty nice but they are infrequent and my friends and I have learned it is rare to be able to ride the bus without getting sexually harassed by a stranger on the bus