As someone who works with the public, if you can’t roll with a couple of traumatic stories then you ain’t the extrovert you think you are.

If you’re at a groovy party, the next person should one-up your weird story.

Is she, you know, a Celeste, SpR any %, PB 42:56 ?

(Don’t @ me I’ve never played a vibyo gam)

Hell yeah. Me too.
A life-saving procedure. And I hope many more have easy access in years to come.

Life's wild, my friend

NTA your steering wheel your rules

[ Children's screams have been removed ]

It's always been MSG! Adds a little extra to everything!

As soon as they killed Apollo I never looked back. Bastards.

Alex Jones ate all my health upgrades and his neck grew three inches wider

Upvoted but (kindly) the exact opposite; I will always thank an automated voice.

I hope they remember me fondly in the Robot Wars….

Meta willingly under-moderated across large swaths of east Asia and Africa, leading to unchecked rumors and tangible acts of genocide. Zuckerberg has compared himself to Augustus Caesar.

I think it’s acceptable to cut off a wildfire before it spreads.

I also choose that guys rice cooker