I can just see them responding to the EU like, "Yeah, we'll allow other people to build app stores for iOS. They just need a dev account that we won't approve. That's not us specifically blocking alternate app stores though."

Who breaks up with someone and then falls asleep while they're still in the house?

Gonna be hard to get that FEMA money Texas needs every few years once they secede.

Can I have... some sugar... water?

My oldest child was almost born on 4/20, but he decided to cook a little longer.

My wife was so relieved, lol.

The email I got from Steam notifying it was available says:

The Day Before offers players a uniquely reimagined journey into a post-apocalyptic open-world MMO survival set in the present day on the US East Coast following a deadly pandemic.

So it still says it's an MMO.

Valheim is literally a flat planet. You can drive a boat or swim off the edge.

This is pretty normal behavior in response to any game published by an AAA studio.

Intel is trying to break into the home GPU market, and you're surprised that they're trying to make sure a game that has a lot of interest is able to be run on their GPU?

People who buy or recommend GPUs expect to be able to use them to run any software that relies upon a GPU. It's already a bad look for Intel that this is a problem. The article says you can't even launch the game at the moment.

Imagine if Word or Excel or Chrome failed to launch because of the GPU you had installed?

One way would be to switch your default search engine to Bing in Chrome.

I don't think the average Joe would know how expensive Warhammer 40k or model trains are.

When I worked at a movie theater, I was showing a new hire how to prepare pretzels. After I sprayed a little mist on them and was dribbling some salt over them, he said something along the lines of, "Man this is too much," took his vest off, and went to find a manager to hand it to.

They're just all going to be in the office and attending zoom meetings.