Dubstep might do it.
More likely to slow from their original pace, but they still finish much faster.
And men have much better ultra-marathon records than women as well.
The old story:
A worker breaks an extremely expensive piece of equipment. he goes to his boss expecting to be fired, but the boss says "fire you, I just spent $3 million training you."
What else are you going to do?
wait the mandatory 5 days
Yes, that's why he was named Token to begin with.
The Democrats aren't fascist though.
Yes, those people are outliers. Usain Bolt especially is a genetic rarity, being as tall as he is with crazy amounts of fast twitch muscles.
That's where casual commander and limited in MtG shine. In commander, no duplicates, and playing casual with known playgroups can let you just have fun with weird combinations of cards. And in limited you just have to play with what you open or draft, and try to make it work, which is a fun challenge.
or half a mil for a 1500 sq ft house?
Oh shit, that's a great price, where can I get that?
Fuck, in my city it's a million to get 1500 square feet, and not in a great area (I am converting CAD to USD, so closer to 1.3 million CAD for us)
It's on YouTube, no need to pirate it.
People have been saying that same dumbass shit for thousands of years, here's idiotic headlines from the last 150 showing you that every generation has said the same damn thing, and has been wrong every time:
https://www.facebook.com/greatsocialistcats/photos/a.294692847648287/1480687955715431/?type=3&ref=embed_post