My wife will be so excited to see this post, she might even use the bidet

In a row?!?

She dead, so very short line. Also cremated, so it's quick!

Explains my urge to eat my wife's ass

What router are you using that legit requires a password for access?

Well this one could be cheaper, but how could I even know, the price isn't listed.

"Oh yeah guys. We bombed a place so we could kill some people, but we accidentally killed some other people... again. Total mistake, we thought we learned the first 100 or so aid workers, but nothing could possibly have been done to avoid their mistake. Really though they were probably Palestinians in disguise, maybe" - Netanyahu probably

How dare they try to bring this to a larger market at exactly the same price as that other company without increasing the price.

Pretty sure the EU has done more for USA privacy on accident than our own government has done in general.

Dear Reader,

Regarding your recent free and non-profitable un-fucking of our problem, please use the honor system and manually refuck yourself.

Love, Technology Companies.

I think I got GTA5 for 5 bucks. I think I'll wait for GTA6 for 6 bucks

Mistakes happen when untrained people are employed to do work.