That one looks like one of the new pressurized ketchup taps. Saw one once at an in n out in Vegas, it's the future of condiment technology

Cool man

Nah, pit bulls in particular are highly capable of mauling people and other dogs and children and babies. You people all sound like idiot parents whose idiot children act out at school. Youre in denial saying "my little billy would never rip the face off of another child he's an angel!". I bet he can be a great dog day to day, but one day that switch is gonna flip

"the middle aisles" is a great way to phrase grocery habits

Yup. Gotta say though, it works. I've backed down from impulse buying a pack on several occasions because I didn't want to drop $20 for 30s of satisfaction

Arm the homeless!

Here in Canada we've got trucks selling 3 tacos for like $18. People here are out of their minds