"Cheers pal, straight to the British Museum. Come, you can read the plaque about how the recipes used to be yours."

If you're not eating a croque monsieur for lunch, that's your fault, and you deserve to be miserable

Fucking Everton of politics

Fucking some of these memes make me feel 20 years younger than everyone else here

Local girls make do

"There are many many more of us than you"

Was my favourite in Soton. 10 racists vs hundreds

Scottish is British, they didn't call them English

"Humiliating... Yet another massive W for the Earth, easily the best planet in the universe."

Ending on a 4 or 6 is as bad as ending on a 1 or 9.

Godot my beloved!

I use tho instead of though as a native, although I think I might only actually do it at the end of sentences, tho. I'm not actually sure I use though during a sentence

I was raised bilingual, and spent most of my life in the UK

There's that word again! Is there something wrong with the Earth's gravity in the past?