Hahaha, how bad does your anticheat have to be that it bans people who haven't even played the game yet? Or maybe its so good that it bans people BEFORE they cheat. "Good news, we dropped the cheating rate to 0%! We only had to ban the entire playerbase to do it!"

Anything sensitive is encrypted and I never decrypt it while running windows.

I call him the cheeto, or CHEAT-O.

Because the gun nuts usually know enough about how firearms work to just make their own guns.

Yeah that would probably work

Musk probably hit it with his signature offensive odor

a cellar full of tactical mil spec fishing poles

Given how often my fishing poles seem to break with only light use, that's not entirely unreasonable.

So its like a team sport? Squatters versus homeowners?

He's a single-celled organism and I live in fear that one day he'll divide by mitosis and then we'll have two of him

Can confirm, I repeatedly got the shit kicked out of me by a really aggressive rooster when I was like 10