Colby Briant the basketball player?

This is no ordinary folding phone my friend. Behold 'The HiNGE'!

No, don't make it sweet please!

Is robot, confirmed.

No idea, must be the auto renserinenfijes.

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Learn to not be a pompous dick, Some people haven't had their morning coffee and appreciate not having to do the math.

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So you're saying his internet connection is too slow? I agree

I think the point they're trying to make is that you shouldn't support a company or product like this, period

As Gaben has said before:

"We think there is a fundamental misconception about piracy. Piracy is almost always a service problem and not a pricing problem,"

If the car is easy enough to hack, why wouldn't people buy the 'base model' and get all of the bells and wistles for next to nothing? You would download a car, amirite?

More horsepower. Duh

Narrator: "It wasn't"